Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes

There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
With the possible exception of being Garth Brooks
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves

When you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear
When you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear
Whe you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear somebody say
Careful now that swan could break your arm.

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin
When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin

Before the gods that made the gods woke up
Before the gods that made the gods woke up
Before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods,
that's when you first got into the Manics.